MACIEJ WASILEWSKI

Class 5
Horodło, 17 June 1946

Mister Klimsz likes cake

One time, Mister Klimcz visited aunt Marysia and asked her to bake him a cake, because he was about to go on leave. Aunt agreed and said: “I need eggs, butter, sugar and flour.” The German left. On the next day, he brought everything that aunt had asked for. They had agreed that the cake would be ready for Tuesday morning. When the German came over, the aunt clutched at her head and yelled out: “What kind of eggs are those?” “What about them?” “Look at them – all of these eggs are fertilized. Take those eggs and all this stuff away and bake it yourself, I changed my mind.” And the German took everything he had brought and had to leave without a cake.